my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
i went to see hamlet last night and goddamn I love shakespeare
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."
oh sure, when i finally figure out what i want to do with my life you tell me it’s “impossible” and “starfleet doesn’t exist”.